Tuesday, 29 May 2012

Big Boobs vs. Korea

Now lemme tell you a story....

I was shopping on a Korean website when: ooo look at that cute jacket!! I want it, but I'm not sure it'll fit me, oh the chest measurement is 80cm!! that sounds big! lemme check my size! *gets measuring tape* ...........-_-


Damn you Cute Korean Fashion!!!


I have come to the conclusion that God had intended for me to grow up to be a stripper -_-, I have been trying to fight that fact since these breasticles started forming on my chest but boy does he make it difficult for me!

My mantra for shopping for clothes in Korea is this: if you are big in your own country lord knows you will be massive in Korea.
This applies to any body part, big head?? You'll have a tough time finding hats. Big feet?? Forget about those pretty shoes you just saw they are not in your size. Long legs? Wide shoulders?? Massive hands?? anything! You will have it harder.

If you are an average size in your home country then fine, you will be able to fit into something out there, but if you find it hard shopping for your size in your home country then it will be bar impossible in Korea.

But there is hope! In Myong-Dong in Seoul there are a lot of western brands like H&M and Forever21 that have the same stuff you would find in your local stores. Itaewon also supposedly caters to the larger person, however the choice of clothing may not be to your taste.

Here are a few tips though for the curvier woman in Korea:

  • Buy waist belts, nipping in at the waist is best for curvy women, if you can't find those kind of cuts in clothes or are stuck wearing baggy clothes to cater to your size, wear a waist belt to make the outfit do a waist nip.
  • Buy all your bra's before you come here, same goes for big headed hat wearers, big footed shoe wearers, big handed glove wearers, what ever it is that you need to fit your out of proportion bits, as you'll have a much harder time getting it here.
  • If god wanted you to be a stripper too, and you are desperately trying to fight that, these bra's are pretty good:  http://www.highstreettv.com/genie-bra-3-pack-free-pads-1.html?gclid=CJje8q7PpbACFcwNtAodAzh1XQ they've started cropping up all over so you don't need to buy this brand but it's good for those with bra troubles.
Otherwise happy shopping~~ and you never know it may actually fit you so don't be afraid to try things on.


Sunday, 27 May 2012

Learning Korean

You wanna learn Korean? well you and me both honey *ghetto head swivel*........no seriously I've done it already lemme help you out.

After I was with Lover boy for about year I decided I'd have a go at learning Korean but had no real idea of where to start. Little did I know that this decision to start learning had effectively changed the course of my life and led me to start a new passion.

Step 1
I did a quick youtube search and....

The first thing I watched was this Video that explained how to read and write Korean

I fell in love with Korean thanks to this Video, it made it easy to learn and gave me my first step to learning.
Nowa days I keep sites like these on my youtube feed and liked on facebook, people like:- 


Step 2
I fell in love with Korean thanks to this Video, it made it easy to learn and gave me my first step to learning.
the Video was posted by Koreanclass101.com so I looked them up and joined their website.


I learnt the basics from them and used it for about a year.

other websites also include:
Talk to me in Korean: http://www.talktomeinkorean.com/
Haru Korean: http://harukorean.com/

All of them have an easy going feel good vibe to them and are great for learning on the go, or when you live in the middle of no where and have no local Koreans to teach you.

Step 3
Invested in some study books. These books were good to learn from and explained things in a logical manner.





Super charged turbo step 4
Now this is the thing that accelerated my Korean learning 10 fold, I started receiving classes from a teacher. trust me this is the fastest and best way to learn, when you self study often you just buy books but never actually go through them from start to finish, or you don't always feel like studying. Being in class means I am forced for 2 hours a week to sit down and study. You also learn more balanced, when I was listening to Koreanclass I would know how to speak but my writing was terrible and if I was using books I could write but my speaking would be terrible (thank god Korean is phonetic). With a teacher you learn it all together and get to practice, as well as meet like minded people and make new friends.

The class I joined is run by the Korean community centre in Raynes park.

108-110 Coombe Lane, West Wimbledon, London, SW20 0AY
contact: lkschool@ymail.com

Our teacher is absolutely amazing, she is a Korean Korean teacher (she teaches Korean to Koreans) and can be found teaching at Chessington Community College for the Korean Saturday school as well, where couples send their Korean children to learn while they live in the UK.

and this is the best bit...the price...

£50 for 10 weeks
that's £2.50 an hour!!

now because the course has grown a lot and our poor teacher needs a break, there is a chance the prices may go up, but it won't be by much and considering a term at SOAS (School of Asian studies) in London costs thousands, it is a fair deal!

Times are usually 6:30pm til 8:30pm, there's an intermediate class on Wednesdays, a beginners on Thursdays, and I think they just started another round of absolute beginners on Tuesdays.

I've been going here for a year and a half now and it has been fabulous. However if you don't live in the local area, getting there is hard. So here are the books we use if you decide to continue self study.










Step 5
I'm preparing for step 5 now, which is going out to Korea and Studying full time for 10 months! I'll keep posting about what I find as I go along so watch this space!


I hope this helps a bit when you're looking for resources to learn Korean~~!

Guide: Applying to Yonsei

About 2 months ago I made the decision to go to Korea and study Korean full time. I know that there are a growing number of people who want to do the same so this a guide talking about Yonsei University and the application process.
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Yonsei University is one of Korea's oldest and most prestigious Universities, it is equivalent to Cambridge, but because it isn't as internationally renowned as Oxford, Cambridge or Harvard you may have to explain that to your friends when you want to impress them.

but don't let that scare you!

as a foreign student it is very easy to get in, it is only Korean students that have a hard time. This is mainly because there aren't a lot of foreigners in Korea, although that number is growing there still isn't a huge demand for exchange students or Korean language learning courses, hence they will happily let in any foreigner with a willingness to learn and a high school/equivalent diploma ---at least to the Korean language institute, not sure about the others. The high school diploma is also just the minimum requirement, anyone can join at any age as long as they have that.

Yonsei University Logo

Cost
Whether studying here is Cheap or not has to compare with your local University fees, in the UK the prices just went up to £9,000 a year and it is about £12,000 a year for foreign students, that makes it about £3,000 or £4,000 a term.

Yonsei is 1,600,000 won a term....that's about £900

I only wish I was learning Korean back when I was choosing university all those years ago *sigh*

best not to dwell on it, its not good for my health..... *headdesk*

Courses
There are several programmes Yonsei offer to Students that want to learn Korean. all of which can be found here: http://www.yskli.com/lsm_prog.htm

Prices vary on what you choose, but it's very flexible. You can jump in at any time in the academic year and there's no minimum number of terms to take. you can spend one summer there or 2 years, it's up to you.

This is because the courses are taught in ability levels from 1-6 or 1-8, 1-6 is the normal program and assuming that you progress one level each term you'll be fluent in 6 terms. 1-8 is the 8 level program that goes a bit slower and is aimed for English speakers, after 8 terms you will be fluent, assuming you are starting from zero that is.

(I've chosen the 6 level, I'll let you know how I get on, it's supposedly a bit harder *gulp*)

Application
so now you have decided which programme you want it's time to apply!

first you'll have to register online, you'll see a little log in box and that'll have a link to register underneath, here's a link in case you don't see it: http://www.yskli.com/login_reg_eng.htm

once that's done you'll see a screen saying thanks and it'll give you a login and password. Using that you can log in, and click the "apply now" link, from there you can choose the course, once inside you fill out some details and have to do a short essay as to why you want to study Korean at Yonsei.--don't worry it's not a test they just want to know a bit about you and make sure that you really want to learn and are not just going to bum around. (Tip: write it out in a word file first so you have all the correct spellings, then copy and paste it into the essay box.)

after that it'll tell you thanks for applying and give you bank details to pay your application fee of 60,000won. 

Note:-
  • every time they send you bank details the account number is different even though the rest of the info is the same, this way they know when you have payed certain things
  • when wiring money abroad it costs you money--Barclays charged me £25 every time I wanted to send money, regardless of the amount 
  • try to over estimate the exchange rate, the rate you see on the internet may not be the rate they use, always pay a little bit extra so that you don't have to come back to the bank and be charged another £25 because you under paid by 50p

Next on the to do list is some document sending.
you'll need:-
  • photocopy of your last educational certificate (Degree/Diploma/transcript)
  • photocopy of your passport
  • and if you haven't gotten a Visa yet, but intend to get one, you need to send them either:
    a sponsorship letter from a working Korean national-this is to prove that they will be financially responsible for you should things go wrong
    or a bank statement that shows you have over $3,000 in your account
Tip:- If you have the money choose the bank statement, it's easier to get a hold of, you can also get a relative to give you $3,000 just so it appears on your statement then take it back later.
Note:- the Visa people are more strict so you may need to hold onto that $3,000 until your visa is done as well.

once you have those, scan them in and send it to one of the KLI co-ordinators (via e-mail is best), since you're reading this in English I'll assume you need the English speaker: Yim Bang-wool yskli@yonsei.ac.kr 

after about a week you should receive an e-mail from Bang-Wool saying you got in and then it'll give you the bank details to pay your tuition fee. She'll also ask for a mailing address to send you a welcome pack and whether or not you need the visa documents from them.

DONE!

Note:- if you are applying for more than one term here are some tips
  • you still need to send an application but you don't need to resend your documents and rewrite your application essay since you have already been accepted.
  • explain to Bang-Wool that you are going to be applying for more and she should be able to send you a bank account number to pay for the other terms in one go, rather than paying the bank charges each time you want to send individual payments.
  • once that's sorted the visa pack that is sent to you should have all the terms you are staying for included and the visa people can give you one long visa instead of having to top it up each term.

Monday, 21 May 2012

Korean Stomach, English Location

I remember my first time in a Korean restaurant, I had been with my newly found lover boy for only a month and had not known anything of Korean culture, language or food. This was back in 2008 before the Korean wave had taken hold of young hearts across the world, and even though I was already bopping to Shinhwa and DBSK, I knew nothing.

I had Korean BBQ

It was amazing.

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...........okay I'm lying! (about the end part) would be cruel to leave you hanging!

For the past 4 years I have been dining in Korean restaurants in the UK and this is my guide and suggestions to those of you looking for a taste of Korea without a plane ticket.


When living in the UK the place to be is New Malden, it's in the suburbs of London and is the UK's answer to Korea town. It's a little grubby round the edges but a great place for Korean Cuisine and most importantly Korean Service. Free Kimchi for all!


YAMI - New Malden

This was the first place I ever ate at, that fateful BBQ was the start of many. It's a nice clean modern little place, and does a mean BBQ.

69 High Street, New Malden, KT3 4BT
020 8949 0069

It's a short walk down the high street from New Malden station and worth a visit.


Yumi - New Malden

Yumi is a Chinese Korean restaurant, what I mean by that is it is what Korean's consider to be Chinese food, but it doesn't actually exist in China. Much like Indian Tikka Masala existing in the UK but not in India. This is the place to go for 짜짱면 (black bean noodles) and 잠뽕 (spicy seafood soup)

          
짜짱면   
          
잠뽕

96 Burlington road, New Malden, KT3 4NT

Running this place is a friendly Ajuma (middle aged woman) and her daughter Yumi, they love football and happily chat with their customers. Apparently Ji-Sung Park visits here, most the Korean footballers can be found in New Malden at some point.

You'll have to walk your way past the fountain roundabout and down towards the giant B&Q to find this place.


Lotte Restaurant- New Malden

Now this place is a real hidden gem, food is great and I visit here constantly. It is hiding away behind an unassuming screen door at the back of a small Seoul Plaza corner shop. They deal in Japanese and Korean style cuisine, you can have sushi along with many great tasting hot pot's. If you were not looking for it you would not find it, which is a shame so go look for it now!

회덮밥(sushi fish hot pot)

126 Malden road, New Malden KT3 6DD
020 8949 4998


It's next to the Fountain pub and located at the back of this Seoul plaza, very high quality food for a great price, why else would I visit it so often? I highly recommend it.


Jin Go Gae - New Malden

Jin Go Gae is a real up and comer and becoming my new favourite place to eat. You can get a gorgeous Korean BBQ here for about £10 per person, that's with lettuce, rice, Side dishes, and free water/tea. All this with great Quality and service. Plus as a bonus they have a non-native Korean working there who is fluent in Korean, there is hope for us foreigners after all! hoorah!


My other half eating again - he loves it here too



272 Burlington Road, New Malden KT3 4NL
020 8949 2506

Place is amazing but the only catch is it's difficult to reach by foot, from New Malden High street you have to head towards the giant B&Q and then cross the Dual carriage way roundabout to where the Krispie Kreme drive-thru is, walk down the road a bit and you are there. You can also get there from Raynes Park station by going towards the Waitrose, turn left at the junction so that you walk under the train tracks and pass the sports field, and keep on walking, you'll reach it.


Corean Chilli - Leicester Square (Central London)  
Corean Chilli is part of China town in London, and one of the main Korean restaurants in Central London, however the food is......edited for English taste buds, things are a lot sweater and not very authentic, plus no free service, this is Central London after all.

When you're looking for real Korean food go to New Malden, if you are living in London Corean Chilli is an option, but I would not suggest it, and a google search shows not many other people would either.
51 Charing Cross road, Leicester square, London, WCH2 0NE

If you're shopping in China Town and hunger strikes you can come here, but don't make an effort to eat here if you ask me.


Friday, 18 May 2012

Learning Korean: a warning to K-poppers

So you want to study Korean?? move there?? marry a Korean?? EXCELLENT! the more the merrier I say~ Let's fill this world with peace and love, mutual understanding and K-pop! ahhhh K-pop *salutes*

but seriously

do it right or turn around now -_- you need more than K-pop to move to Korea, because when you move out there and Taemin doesn't ask you to marry him you'll be holding your Korean language degree in tears.


"sorry guise"


for starters as a Korean learner you have to make a decision: is this my hobby? or my future?

For me I learn Korean for the enjoyment of it, I love the way the language works, and it's just so fulfilling to learn I can't describe it! So I guess really it's a hobby, but thanks to a horrible recession co-in-siding with my graduation, leaving millions of young people unemployed, I thought rather than continue trudging the streets looking for work that I am either too qualified for or too inexperienced for, I will expand on my hobby to make my job potential better! Voila~ it is now my future~

plus you know life experience and doing what I really want etc.


Now I don't blame you if you started learning Korean because you love K-pop, I started learning because I love my boyfriend.

Man I love, doing what he loves...eating


however I don't learn for him, in fact he is quite happy speaking only English to the point that me learning Korean annoys him.... jerk ¬_¬

If you decide to up sticks and move to Korea, you need to do it for you and only you, because, sadly, other people have a tendency to disappoint you, especially K-pop stars.